3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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