My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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