separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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