I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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