Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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