p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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