i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We left the knife in your bed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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