just tell him i said nine months
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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