She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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