final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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