Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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