Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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