Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
