is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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