we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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