He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just pee around me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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