so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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