is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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