Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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