i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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