if you like me you must not know who I am
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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