sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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