Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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