That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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