Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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