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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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