My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
