finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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