handjob tips. give me some.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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