ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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