Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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