hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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