he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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