omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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