ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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