I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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