Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
