Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
ugly people sure do ruin things
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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