I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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