It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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