i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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