i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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