exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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