we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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