Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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