No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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