what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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