god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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