i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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