I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
