You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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